It’s actually a fairly easy encoding method. Find the individual in the picture. Take their [presidential/district] number and translate into a letter [A=1, Z=26]. The presidents in the 100s were easy. It was finding the U.S House of Representatives members from Texas (200s), Texas State House of Representatives (300s) and Texas State Senators (400s) that was a pain in the ass. Translating all the pictures and combining with the text already on the page gives you a nice little poem:

Round and round and round you go
Until you hit a corner, whoa.
Look south-east, what’s that you see?
A mighty oak tree.

Round and round and round you go
Stopping when the river is below
Under your feet what you will find
Man’s Memories Enshrined

Now we just need someone to take a road trip.

I just hope it doesn’t send zmobie Howard after everyone. That would suck.

And yes - I totally lost when it came to picking The Mole. I suck. Scrappy, however, is the Queen.

Of course, this is based on what has been actually shown in the series, which could very easily be manipulated by the editing process. I said in my previous post that Mark was the most obvious candidate, and based upon what was shown in “Take a Closer Look,” I’m really believing that he is.

I think the evidence that convinced me was Mark talking to his coalition partners, Bobby and Clay.

Bobby: How do I know you’re not the mole tho?
Mark: I wouldn’t lie to you.

Clay: And I will tell you, I’ll look you right in the face and tell you I’m not the mole.
Mark: You’ve got it from me too. I wouldn’t lie to you.

Mark wasn’t shown in either case to actually say “I am not the Mole.” It’s certainly possible that he made that statement off camera, but combined with everything else that Mark has done, I think it points to the fact that he is The Mole and is skating on a technicality.

Mark has been playing a very long game if you look back on all the missions. In ‘When Pigs Fly,’ he ended up getting lost on the way back to the start, although he blamed it on Ali. During ‘Go Figure,’ he blamed getting lost on Paul. The refusal to do the ‘Dress Code’ mission (after first seeming okay with the whole semi-naked bit) made it easier for him to refuse to ‘Travelers’.

The journal burning was almost a perfect set up for ‘All for One’. Everyone knew how much he valued his journal and how upset he got when it was burned. Everyone therefore pretty much expected him to take the exemption at the end and they left him to do it. The fact that he didn’t sabotage that mission would throw people off that he was the mole, leaving him to work undetected longer (especially since Nicole was still around and willing to sabotage practically everything). I am a little surprised that he was so helpful in ‘The Grapes of Cash’ but it’s possible that he wanted to contrast himself against Nicole and Craig who were utterly sucking during the puzzles.

I guess in terms of pure money lost for the team, Nicole would have to be the winner. It’s certainly possible that she’s decided to hide in plain sight. Besides ‘Ticket to Ride,’ ‘Dress Code’ and ‘All for One,’ I can’t think of a mission she hasn’t sabotaged in some way. And she’s even admitted sabotage straight out, so she’s certainly not hiding what she’s doing. But I do believe that she is quite competitive. I think she would be the type of person to both outwit the players and outplay the Mole at their own game - that way she wins doubly. If she were the Mole, I would expect her to play much more sneakily, not daring everyone to pick her (thereby securing their own doom).

Then there is Craig. Craig is lovable. Craig is a sweetheart. Craig could easily lose missions and blame them on his lack of physical prowess - yet that’s hardly been the case. The money he has lost has usually been for mental lapses (Fruit of the Luge, How’s the View) not because he couldn’t physically do the challenge (Dress Code, Midas Rush). The one thing that confuses me about Craig is that he said that Mark was the Mole in the last episode. Does he really believe that? Is he trying to throw off Nicole/Mark by stating who he doesn’t believe the Mole is?

I would say I’m 90% sure that Mark is the Mole. Nicole comes in at 8% while Craig is 2%. Watching the last few weeks with Mark on my mind, it just seems that almost everything he says confirms my suspicions. Nicole (like her playing style) is never consistent. She declares to her mother that she’s going to throw the quiz, but in the end she doesn’t. I guess it could be seen as the Mole not being able to leave the game until it’s done, but it just seems really odd that it was expressed to her mother (and the tv audience). Why put on a show like that just for us?

So, I’m calling Mark as the Mole and Craig as the winner (I think Nicole has been pairing with Craig because she’s convinced he’s the Mole). I guess I’ll find out in 2 weeks (well, week and a half. I don’t think they’ll give away who the Mole is until the reunion show).

With any luck, I’ll be right. And with even more luck, I’ll get a post up about something other than The Mole next month.

Dear Mole Producers: Why so many physical challenges? Part of the reason the old Mole was so cool was that they actually had to use their brains from time to time: The Library Game, The Riddle Game, Escaping from the Rooms final challenge (still the best one even if they failed it miserably - stupid boys). Even when they did have physical challenges (Running the Maze, the Fortress Test) they still required thinking and/or team work in order to succeed. And they were a lot more compelling than watching people run around with wheelbarrows or shelp up a mountain carrying bricks.

So far, I’ve only really enjoyed four challenges (and two of those I only enjoyed either because of the outcome or the setup. Take that away and only two challenges were entertaining).

• Waterfall Grab - Physical challenge in which the ‘non-athletic’ people did better than the ‘athletes’. Probably why they got so little money.
• Beach Scavenger Hunt - This challenge had great potential. I’m not sure if it was the way it was edited or just the ineptness of the participants, but overall it sucked. The only good thing was that they had a live goat.
• Soccer/Biking - Total physical challenge by the least athletic people on the Mole, evar. I expected the kids to be good, but I also expected the adults to show some sort of strategy other than ‘I can’t walk more than 10 minutes’ Bobby using the ‘kick the ball the furthest’ gambit.
• Pigs Flying - Boring challenge made into a mockery by the fact that Bobby had to be pushed around in a wheelbarrow by a girl.
• Fruit of the Luge - Required teamwork and brains - but it still wasn’t anything more than a game of memory.
• No Clothes - Challenge was pretty good, especially considering it could have been solved with brains (or even just thinking outside the box like Craig did).
• Gold Bars - Boring. There wasn’t even the added bonus of seeing someone carry Bobby up on their backs, or watching Bobby’s arms fall out of their sockets as he tried to carry the gold bars up to the top.
• Who Said That - Fine dinner filler game that required some insights. It gets bonus points for leading up to the book burning.
• Locked Up - Nice test of teamwork in a non-traditional sense. Would have been better if they added another element that required them to also solve a puzzle in order to get out.
• The Llama - Great only in the fact that it required Paul and Nicole to dress up in a llama and work together. Failed not only because it was basically another physical challenge, but also because the players were so pathetic that they didn’t even try it. It also fails in the fact that they didn’t reveal what the mid-point twist would have been. It would have been great to humiliate the players even more if they were told that they could have finished the mission if they just tried.

Maybe it’s because I don’t really care about any of the players. Most are either loud and obnoxious (Nicole, Paul) or undeveloped (Ali, Liz, Victoria, Kristen). Mark is a whiner. Unless he’s targeting other players, Clay plays things close to the chest. Alex doesn’t do much, but he’s cute. Craig has become my favorite, simply for the fact that a: he keeps on trying and b: he’ll screw with the other players in amusing ways (Paul and Nicole in a llama suit!) Bobby meanwhile was just plain useless. I kept expecting him to announce that he had some incurable disease and that this was what he received from Make-a-Wish. I know that The Mole isn’t Survivor or The Amazing Race, but it still requires some physical activities.

I have it! I now know what this show really is. While Treasure Hunters could have been seen as the child of The Amazing Race and The Mole, Season 5 is the red-headed stepchild that no one knows what to do with. Treasure Hunters had the best of both worlds: excitement from the race element, elaborate thinking puzzles you could try to beat at home, an entire family of moles to root against. Season Five just waters that all down. The physical challenges aren’t exciting. The mental challenges are anemic. And with everyone trying to be the Mole in order to throw off suspicions, I’m actually rooting for the Mole to not do anything just to show the players how much they’ve sabotaged themselves.

I’m hoping it gets better. They’re now down to the group of players they’ve developed the most, so maybe we’ll see more to care about. I am a bit worried about Alex now though. He’s probably the least seen personality out of the rest, which could mean he’s next to go, even though I’m rooting for him to be a quieter, gentler mole and letting everyone else do his dirty work for him (sadly, I had the same thought about Victoria before she was canned). The most obvious suspect would be Mark (Nicole is just way too obvious and trying way to hard - unless she’s playing reverse psychology, but I doubt that.). He’s been shown sabotaging a number of games now (No Clothes, Gold Bars, The Llama, and arguably Soccer/Biking). The Llama and the Gold Bars weren’t that overt. No Clothes was painfully obvious that he was throwing it (despite the fact that it also sets up The Llama). Craig has also thrown some (Waterfall, Beach, Luge, Llama) but I do believe that his health crises was real. Plus I like him too much that I want him to win the money. Paul is too loud and obnoxious, and I’m not sure he has the subtlety to throw challenges on purpose. He could surprise me though - maybe his poor physical showings on the first few challenges were him being clever rather than just pathetic. Clay, like Alex, has also been flying under the radar. He’s quite content to let Mark take the lead in challenges. He also knows how to get people flustered and off their game (see Paul and the van). He’s definitely my wild card pick.

So how do I think its going to go down? I would like to see Alex as the Mole and Craig the winner. Reality will probably be Mark the winner and Clay as the mole. Nightmare scenario: Nicole and Paul being some combo of the winner/mole (with Mark whining about if only he had his original journal he would have won).

I really didn’t mean to write this much on The Mole. I was actually going to talk about the faceless people popping up over the UK, but I guess I got carried away. Maybe that will be my second July posting.

What’s more, it appears that the government has quarantined the town, under the guise of a training exercise. Sorta makes you wonder if whatever happened in LA happened in Piedmont, except on a much larger scale. Or if they transported those involved in the LA incident to Piedmont. But that wouldn’t make sense. Be much easier to control the situation on a military base than in a civilian town. So scratch that last part. But someone going from LA to Piedmont is a possibility. There’s also the meteor theory as well. Wonder if any space debris has fallen on LA lately?

On a side note, I am so writing into Jack Nash and seeing if I can get an autographed picture of him. Is there anyone who has read his book? I’m in need of a good book since I finished Cathy’s Key.

Too keep myself occupied now that I don’t have Eric’s strangely familiar face talking to me from Youtube anymore, I’ve been reading, watching tv and going to the movies. One of the most interesting movies I’ve seen wasn’t at the cheap theatre, but online: The Goblin Man of Norway, directed by Howard Byrackk. Sadly, they only have the first part of the documentary up, but I am anxious to see the rest of it. The only thing I’m not really enamored of is that it looks like they recorded it by filming a projection of the film. You can see dust on the image and it jitters (most noticeable when the subtitles are visible). There was no other way to digitize the film?

In the meantime though, maybe I can be of use to someone else. There is this guy named Eric Brody out in Los Angeles who, after getting fired from his job logging evidence from the LAPD, found a video tape of an alleged shooting involving the CDC somewhere in LA. But he’s been unable to find any other information about it - no eye witnesses, no news reports, nothing except this video tape. Brings back memories of searching for information about Howard. But unlike me when faced with a black hole of nothingness, Eric has become more obsessed rather than apathetic. Which is probably a good thing if one wants to get to the bottom of a mystery.

And he’s not alone in his quest. There’s a retired cop named Mike Davidson who has written about “Case 1017″ in his blog lastpalmtree.blogspot.com. Apparently there are two missing men from the night in question: a police officer named Jim McCreedy, and a firefighter. And as he’s known as being one of the best at missing persons cases, he’s agreed to at least check around for some information about the missing men. So if you have any information, you can email him at excopmike@gmail.com - or Eric at EasyE323@gmail.com for that matter.

What’s so weird for me about this isn’t the video or the missing people or the lack of information. That kind of stuff happens all the time. For me it’s Eric - because despite the fact that I’m fairly certain I’ve never seen him before, he seems so maddeningly familiar. It probably hasn’t helped that I’ve been having really odd dreams lately - dreams about people I haven’t seen in close to 15 years. The first time I dreamed about “B” seemed odd enough. But the second and third times is really making me wonder if I shouldn’t try to track B down and see what they are up to - and why I keep dreaming about them.

Now, B and Eric are nothing alike, but watching the videos of Eric make me feel like I’m remembering something out of a dream. When I first started watching them, he just seemed like some random guy making a silly video blog. But the longer I watched, the more it felt like I knew him. The sound of his voice, his mannerisms of playing with his ear and beard, even the way he looked in his glasses - I somehow knew all of that. But yet, I have no idea how. It’s a bit like seeing an actor in a movie and trying to remember what else you’ve seen them in, but in this case I don’t think I’ve ever met or even seen Eric before.

As an aside, watching old TV shows on Hulu is a fun way to see actors way back when. I remembered that Gary Cole was in American Gothic, but not Sarah Paulson, Jake Weber, or Nick Searcy.

So now I’m not only interested in Case 1017, I’m really curious as to why Eric seems so bloody familiar. Does he have a twin brother who is an actor? Did I meet his doppelgänger while I was in college or something? Seriously, it’s beginning to bug me as to how I ‘know’ him - so if you happen to recognize him (or someone like him), lemme know.

However, things all changed when I got a scan of a newspaper clipping from my sister today. Earlier in the month, I had told her I might be coming down to the City for the eclipse to view an art exhibit. When The Sculptor went all Marcel Marceau on us, I cancelled the trip. I was talking to her yesterday just to chat before I go on vacation, and she was asking me more about my aborted NYC visit. I was telling a little bit about what I knew about the exhibit and The Sculptor, and I mentioned that it seemed that everyone remotely involved, including Emo Howard, had dropped off the face of the Earth.

Today she sent me an email with an attached newspaper clipping, asking if I knew anything about it. All I can say now is - I’m really glad I didn’t go down to NYC during the eclipse.

I’m having her go back to see if she can find any articles from right after the eclipse (although it’ll be over a week before I can put anything on here). Once I get back from Ireland, I’ll start checking other news archives to maybe see if anyone else ended up like poor Howard.

I’m so sorry Howard. This was never supposed to happen.

So I can’t guarantee that everything I post here will be accurate. I can’t even guarantee that I won’t change my mind about things over and over again. But unless someone can prove to me that the Dreamers are a bigger threat than either Chorazos or The Council, I’m going to do what I can to help them, even if no one else does.

*In keeping with the tradition of chat, I will try to make sure that each time Peter gets mentioned by name, that he receives a nice, shiny new nickname.