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Hot4Rowan

Rowan — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 00:06:19 +0000

Most of the email I get is from mailing lists or notifications, so imagine my surprise when I got home tonight and saw I had an email from Hot4Rowan@gmail.com with the subject The Rowan Song. Apparently, I have a fan. Who knew?

Song for Rowan:

I got a robot in my pants
and I’m feeling pretty flirty
don’t wanna just dance
wanna get down and dirty
thinkin’ rowan is for me
but I gotta surpass 011ie
so I’m gonna have a fling
and make Row my little dolly

So Rowaaaaan is my girl, (ya ya ya know it)
and sheeeeeee is my world, (ya gotta show it)
but IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII keep getting compromised
I’m not like other guys you know, you know
oh Rowan I’m hot 4 u

She’s always in the IRC
and she’s solvin the puzzles
but the dream i got for me
is if me and rowwy nuzzle
gotta get me a kilt
and a fancy scottish accent
wanna make my Rowan melt
without it bein’ too taxin’

So Rowaaaaaaaaan is my shoooortay, (ya ya ya know it)
and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII just wanna paaartay (I’m gonna show it)
but Sheeeeeeee won’t let me in her world
I’m not the one she knows, she knows
oh Rowan I’m hot 4 u

(speaking voice) Rowan, you know I dig you
but if i have to, i’ll speak to your heart in rot 32

So Rowaaaaan is my girl, (ya ya ya know it)
and sheeeeeee is my world, (ya gotta show it)
but IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII keep getting compromised
I’m not like other guys you know, you know
oh Rowan I’m hot 4 u
oh yeah Rowan, I’m hot 4 u

Words escape me at this point in time. So yeah. Thanks, Hot4Rowan. I think.

Help Fund Socks, Inc.

Rowan — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 03:57:27 +0000

You guys remember my friends Tim and 011iver, right? Well Tim’s doppelgänger Jim Babb (whom I also consider a friend) is trying to raise money for a new game he is creating: Socks, Inc.

So if you have 6 minutes of free time, check out the adorable video Jim has created to explain the project. If you like it and have a few extra dollars to spend, consider giving it to help fund this effort. And if you can’t financially contribute, just spreading the word will help out – both in terms of helping to find new Kickstarters and players for the game when it launches. No matter how you help, you’ll be doing everyone in the ARG community a great service, not just Jim and Socks, Inc.

Happy Birthday, strifey!

Rowan — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 19:33:58 +0000

Every year (more or less), I make a puzzle trail for my friend strifey.

This year I’ve created the diabolical LABYRINTH OF DOOM.

And by diabolical, I mean filled with silly puzzles mostly based on coloring pages from such fun activity books such as Disney Princess, Scooby-Doo, Rainbow Brite, and of course, The Care Bears. This year is a little more difficult than the previous years, but still pretty easily solvable. Plus I give out pretty generous hints in case people get stuck (and people do get stuck on all different sorts of puzzles). So play along and drop me a message if you need some help!

Hello world!

Rowan — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 21:31:07 +0000

So welcome to my little corner of the world. I figured I needed a place to write down all my thoughs and opinions about what is going on with respect to the Dreamers, and the Outpost just isn’t the place for me anymore. Not with them being all buddy-buddy with our not-so-good friend Peter. I have to wonder if Petersburg* had kidnapped one of the WV 5 and held them for months if we would be so keen on helping him. But most people think that DC doesn’t count, even if he is the reason we all got together in the first place.

So I can’t guarantee that everything I post here will be accurate. I can’t even guarantee that I won’t change my mind about things over and over again. But unless someone can prove to me that the Dreamers are a bigger threat than either Chorazos or The Council, I’m going to do what I can to help them, even if no one else does.

*In keeping with the tradition of chat, I will try to make sure that each time Peter gets mentioned by name, that he receives a nice, shiny new nickname.