Stupid Fucking Puzzles

I am so annoyed with this puzzle. Let’s just say if I were to see a certain intern in a dark alley, I’m not sure that intern would be coming out of said alley in one piece.

What do we know so far?
1. It involves the six hexagon faces from the hexaflexagon thing – see here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/rowan72/7833458844/

2. These faces have to go around a key – found here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/rowan72/7838577914/in/photostream/

3. There is not a unique fucking solution to this. There are many ways for them to go around. None of which so far have made sense – see here for one such solution: http://www.flickr.com/photos/rowan72/7840298592/in/photostream/

4. Was told that ‘sinner’ is a word that I should probably be looking for – see here: https://twitter.com/WorkWithNoPants/status/238355199796842496

5. Was told that ‘relate’ should be either Junior or Senior – see here: https://twitter.com/WorkWithNoPants/status/238402393740541952

6. Based on #4 and #5, I can come up with a list of 8 different ‘solutions’ that would give ‘sinner’ and ‘relate’ and have the hexagons match along their edges. They are listed below. They start at the top of the key hexagon and go counterclockwise. The names are from this page – http://xclusion.net/people – as I am not making 8 more stupid graphics. I’ve also listed the ‘words’ formed, although split into the two separate parts.

heather   sin  ner
senior    ter  man
junior    rel  ate
tanimo    ati  uns
midge     ons  man
etta      hip  ate

heather   sin  ner
senior    ter  man
junior    rel  ate
midge     ati  ner
tanimo    ons  ner
etta      hip  ate

midge     sin  ner
tanino    ter  ner
junior    rel  ate
senior    ati  man
etta      ons  ate
heather   hip  ner

etta      sin  ner
junior    ter  uns
senior    rel  ate
tanino    ati  ror
midge     ons  ror
heather   hip  ner

etta      sin  ner
junior    ter  uns
senior    rel  ate
tanino    ati  ror
heather   ons  ate
midge     hip  uns

etta      sin  ner
junior    ter  uns
senior    rel  ate
midge     ati  ate
heather   ons  ate
tanino    hip  man

etta      sin  ner
heather   ter  ate
senior    rel  ate
midge     ati  ate
junior    ons  uns
tanino    hip  man

etta      sin  ner
heather   ter  ate
senior    rel  ate
tanino    ati  ror
junior    ons  uns
midge     hip  uns

7. We have zero idea of what to do with this information if any of it is even correct. So really, I don’t know why the fuck I’m bothering. (Can you tell I’m really annoyed by this?)

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