Tree of Providence

Most of the email I get is from mailing lists or notifications, so imagine my surprise when I got home tonight and saw I had an email from Hot4Rowan@gmail.com with the subject The Rowan Song. Apparently, I have a fan. Who knew?

Song for Rowan:

I got a robot in my pants
and I’m feeling pretty flirty
don’t wanna just dance
wanna get down and dirty
thinkin’ rowan is for me
but I gotta surpass 011ie
so I’m gonna have a fling
and make Row my little dolly

So Rowaaaaan is my girl, (ya ya ya know it)
and sheeeeeee is my world, (ya gotta show it)
but IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII keep getting compromised
I’m not like other guys you know, you know
oh Rowan I’m hot 4 u

She’s always in the IRC
and she’s solvin the puzzles
but the dream i got for me
is if me and rowwy nuzzle
gotta get me a kilt
and a fancy scottish accent
wanna make my Rowan melt
without it bein’ too taxin’

So Rowaaaaaaaaan is my shoooortay, (ya ya ya know it)
and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII just wanna paaartay (I’m gonna show it)
but Sheeeeeeee won’t let me in her world
I’m not the one she knows, she knows
oh Rowan I’m hot 4 u

(speaking voice) Rowan, you know I dig you
but if i have to, i’ll speak to your heart in rot 32

So Rowaaaaan is my girl, (ya ya ya know it)
and sheeeeeee is my world, (ya gotta show it)
but IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII keep getting compromised
I’m not like other guys you know, you know
oh Rowan I’m hot 4 u
oh yeah Rowan, I’m hot 4 u

Words escape me at this point in time. So yeah. Thanks, Hot4Rowan. I think.