Project Naaczaal – Los Angeles Decode

Holy crap this is annoying. Can I just say how much I hate parsing numbers. That and keeping track of which ROT number I’m on. Now I understand why they do this. The Project Naaczaal people want the solve to be so annoying that you just give up before you complete it.

Except I’m on to them and am solving it out of spite.

I’m also up against the clock because I know others are solving it and I would have had this done sooner if I hadn’t been roped into talking online to some rather silly people tonight. So I’m publishing this early and will fix my missing words as I get to them. Update: Woo! Done!

RE: PROJECT NAACZAAL

STATUS BRIEFING, OCTOBER SECOND

WE ARE ACTIVELY SEEKING A LOCATION NOW FOR FULL SCALE CONSTRUCTION.

REQUIREMENTS INCLUDE:

1. SECURITY IS OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE. LOCAL GOVERNMENT MUST BE ABLE TO CONTROL INFORMATION INTO AND OUT OF THE INSTALLATION.

2. A REMOTE LOCATION IS DESIRABLE FOR THE SAME REASONS.

3. A SKILLED AND HIGHLY TECHNICAL LABOR FORCE MUST BE AVAILABLE, EITHER ON SITE OR WILLING TO LOCATE. THIS LABOR POOL MUST BE OF SOME SIZE.

4. GEOLOGICAL STABILITY IN THE FIRST PHASES OF CRISIS MUST BE HIGH TO ALLOW TIME FOR EVALUATION PROCEDURES TO COMPLETE.

5. THE INSTALLATION MUST BE SUFFICIENTLY LARGE UP ALLOW FULL SCALE CONSTRUCTION TO TAKE PLACE. WE ARE NARROWING OUR CHOICES DOWN AND NEGOTIATING WITH POTENTIAL HOSTS AT THIS TIME. EXPECT A FINAL DECISION BY THE END OF THE MONTH.

ALL STAFF PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS OVERVIEW IS EYES ONLY AND SHOULD BE DELETED AFTER READING.


In case you were wondering, each word was a different ROT. Luckily they were sequential (0, -1, -2, …) so when you inevitably misparsed some numbers, you could usually see what letters were correct and which weren’t. So not hard. Just annoying.

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3 Responses to “Project Naaczaal – Los Angeles Decode”

  1. Celina

    GOOD JOB RO-RO! You da (wo)man!

  2. LUCY

    good job

  3. isaiah peeples

    were is naaczaal being constucted?!