Tree of Providence

Art over at Consultant Bunker seems to have been a busy boy, leaving packages all over the country. His latest set of directions was a bit more of a pain in the ass to translate considering I don’t know Texas politicians by sight.

It’s actually a fairly easy encoding method. Find the individual in the picture. Take their [presidential/district] number and translate into a letter [A=1, Z=26]. The presidents in the 100s were easy. It was finding the U.S House of Representatives members from Texas (200s), Texas State House of Representatives (300s) and Texas State Senators (400s) that was a pain in the ass. Translating all the pictures and combining with the text already on the page gives you a nice little poem:

Round and round and round you go
Until you hit a corner, whoa.
Look south-east, what’s that you see?
A mighty oak tree.

Round and round and round you go
Stopping when the river is below
Under your feet what you will find
Man’s Memories Enshrined

Now we just need someone to take a road trip.